Sore Losers

Dec 10

Written By Josh Leslie

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By Bradley Austin - World Premiere

Burt and his niece Angie run the family bowling alley, a beloved relic now facing financial ruin from the sleek, modern Galaxy Bowl. Unlike their famously successful fathers—who were once champions—Burt and his lifelong friend Jim have never won. Anything. Ever. Desperate to save their business and their pride, Jim cooks up an outrageous plan: win the Provincial Championship. Their last-ditch effort hinges on recruiting the town's earnest, but clueless, new dentist. This ragtag team must now rally for a hilarious, high-stakes battle to finally get a win.

A new Canadian comedy about bowling you won’t want to miss!

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Theatre: $50
Dinner & Theatre: $100

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Cast for Sore Losers

Brad is thrilled to be making his debut at Globus. He was last seen in the World premiere of Mechanically Inclined at The Foster Festival as Terry Finn. Other Theatre credits include: Chip in the World premiere of A Pack of Thieves, Sean in Halfway There, and Ted in The Foursome for Lighthouse Festival Theatre. Also, Owen in The Melville Boys, and Beverly in Hilda's Yard for Drayton Entertainment. Film and TV credits include The Apprentice (Scythia Films), The Boys (Amazon Prime Video), Boston Blue (CBS Studios), Doc (Sony Pictures Television), and Schitt’s Creek (Not a Real Company Productions).
He has also written two plays, Tips for Living Without Your Dog, and this one, Sore Losers, having its World premiere right here, right now, and he would like to thank you for being the best part of it.
Brad is based in Hamilton with his wife Stacey and their dog Bird.

James is Globus Theatre’s Artistic Producer and has been a professional actor in theatre, film and television for over 30 years.
Past theatre credits include Chains of Justice (The Kings Wharf Theatre), Biloxi Blues (Persephone Theatre) Bordertown Cafe and Peggy and Grace (Kawartha Summer Theatre). With Globus, James has performed in over 40 productions including ‘Blithe Spirit’, ‘The Foursome’, ‘Home to Roost’, ‘Here on the Flight Path’, ‘Art’, ‘It Had To Be You’, ‘Storm Warning’, ‘I Ought to be in Pictures’, ‘No Tell Motel’, ‘Buying the Moose’ ‘Funny Farmers’, ‘Real Estate’, ‘Raising the Barn’, ‘Lunenburg’, ‘Sugar Road’, 'Screwball Comedy', ‘Sexy Laundry,’ ‘Mending Fences’ and 'Buying the Farm.'

Mallory is delighted to be returning to Globus Theatre for a second season with this wonderful company. A performer from Renfrew County, she has had the opportunity to work across the country, telling stories she loves and collaborating with incredible artists along the way. Favourite theatre credits include No Change in the Weather (Terra Bruce Productions), The Lancashire Lass (Watershed Festival), Evil Dead: The Musical (Juvenis Festival), and Pygmalion, Androcles and the Lion, and Overruled (Classic Theatre Festival). Film and television credits include Hudson & Rex (Citytv), A Secret to Die For (T+E), History’s Headlines (Picture Bridge Inc.), and Out of Time (Wolf & Fox Films). Mallory holds a Bachelor of Music in Vocal Performance from Queen’s University. All the love to mom, always.

Kyle Claeys is a Toronto-based actor, comedian, writer, musician and producer. In 2023, Kyle co-founded the company A.C.T. Productions where he has been producing and performing in various improv and immersive theatrical productions. Kyle is also a member of the musical improv troupe Rats! Another Musical?! and performs a monthly show at Comedy Bar Danforth. Favourite stage credits include: Rafe in Galatea (Shakespeare BASH'd), East Side Story (Comedy Bar Danforth), Kumite Improv (Knifefight Theatre), Halloweeney Todd (Comedy Bar Danforth), Illustrated Chaos (A.C.T. Productions), Nathan Bridgets in The Masterclass (A.C.T. Productions). Favourite film credits include: Say Sketch Show (Say Studios), Weston Greene in The Food That Built America (Build That Productions Inc.).